Today is an important day: the day of your national election.
You already knew that of course, but evidently it still needs repeating. So I would just like to give you all friendly little reminder to get out there and vote. I already did, 63 times so far. It’s really not that difficult.
Just remember who you’re voting for… or else.
Keep America corrupt, Vote for Mitt Romney!
I’m Jim Moriarty, and I approve this message.