{an independant cosplay ask/RP blog}
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
See, Mrs. Hudson is polite enough to mind post-it notes. And besides, any time she steals from our fridge for baking she makes a point to leave us a full plate of what she’s made in the kitchen.
Well. If the taunting text I’ve received is anything to go by, I know who took my jam… but I’m not sure I want to know how he got a hold of it…
I-I am not jealous of your tea parties with Jim Moriarty!
…
Why do you make tea for Jim bloody Moriarty and not me?
Well you see, Johnny, your flatmate and I… well…

we feel we share a certain special something.
Alright, fine, I’ll give you that.
… Is there any particular reason why you’ve decided to follow me, though? Not that I want you doing it to Sherlock instead—as a matter of fact, stay away from him—but he’s usually the one you’re focused on.
Ah, but you’re in the way!

It’s his heart; it’s overpowering his mind, you see.
You’re his weakness, John. To get to him I’ve got to get you…
Sherlock, Mycroft and Jim bloody Moriarty. Following my blog.
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Well. This will be interesting to say the least.
How the heck did you all find me anyways?
…Nevermind, don’t answer that.
You started a public blog under your real name and didn’t expect to be found?

How clandestine of you!
Has Google really taught you nothing?