I thought you might follow.
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{an independant cosplay ask/RP blog}
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
…Probably because you don’t know how to spell “sexy”.
Sebastian… call an abortionist, a gastroenterologist, and… Torchwood, would you?
What am I, a dementor?
When Jim was very young, his mother tried to scare him and his brother into behaving by telling them cautionary fairy tales à la Struwwelpeter. It didn’t work. Jim wasn’t afraid of bogeymen, he was fascinated by them.
One night he started misbehaving just to lure some, certain that the curtain-rod he’d pulled down from his bedroom window would be an effective weapon against the ‘normal’ sort of monsters. Jamie wasn’t quite so convinced, but his snivelling would only serve as a useful (if irritating) distraction, would it not? Jim hid behind the bedroom door and waited for his chance to ambush. Nothing came.
He spent the next several days in a state of paraoia before realising the truth— and, more importantly— that not only could he tell lies about himself to escape blame, he could manipulate the behaviour of others by making them believe almost anything.
Sure! I’ve just baked some, in fact.
Just let me add the finishing touch…
There you are.
Of course I can dance!
Haven’t you seen the CCTV footage?
I rehearsed for days.
Sure thing, Love. Here’s my interpretation of a lovely piece by C. Spencer Yeh…
