July 2012
59 posts


Oh, we’ve just been in Buenos Aires for a bit of business, Nicky. Hi!



What makes you think either of us does?



soft sniper
warm sniper
fluffy ball of HATE
cruel sniper
bloody sniper
BANG BANG BANG

Do the words “Dry Clean Only” mean anything to you?
Anything? At all?

I thought not.
KEEP YOUR FILTHY LOVE AWAY FROM MY FACE, BITCH
Oh, so you apologise? Fine, then. That fixes everything, doesn’t it?
SEBASTIAN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING MY FACE WHERE ARE YOU
My life, my life, it’s allllllll on Wikipedia, love…
It’s a lovely little story, actually…
I’d never object to praise, but goodness, what am I going to do with all these biscuits?
I’m still not rid of the ones mum sent for Christmas!
A brigade of one.

You’re a little late.

You say that as if it’s unusual.

It’s always been so hard to get Sebastian to join in on the fun…












